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Mastering Swedish
Ever wanted to learn Swedish?
Well, SLAY Radio to the rescue! Here's a crash course in Swedish.
This material was written by Slaygon & Makke for Boz since he is moving to Sweden and we thought we'd help him get on track quickly!
THANK YOU Boz for putting up with this nonsense!
Also, we would like to thank Linda for parts of the Swedish text, and Kat for help and suggestions with the English translations.
See also:
Mastering Swedish - Lesson 1
Mastering Swedish - Lesson 2
Mastering Swedish - Lesson 4
Mastering Swedish - Lesson 5
Download lesson 3 (featuring Boz)
Download Bowness Bit o' Bollocks where this lesson was first aired.
Want to contribute to future lessons of Mastering Swedish?
Do so right here!Any suggestion is good =)
Lesson 3 - Schomething schtranger
Skottar skiter gelatin och cheddar |
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Scottish people shit gelatin and cheddar |
Köp sju kilo tjack |
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Buy seven kilos of amphetamines |
Skiva skära skinkan skevt |
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Cut the pink ham unevenly |
Skynda käka kycklingsoppan |
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Hurry up and eat the chicken soup |
Skörbjuggsjuka sjömän stjäl skepparens skjortor |
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Seamen with scurvy steal the skippers' shirts |
Chilla tjommen, chili känns |
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Chill boy, chili burns |
Tjejen skylde skinkorna |
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The girl covered her buttocks |
Käcka tjejer kikar på tjocka kärringar |
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Hip girls look at fat hags |
Schymans stjärt på skärmen charmar chefen. Skäms! |
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Schymans butt on the monitor charms the boss. Shame on you! |
Skönsjungande shamaner skickar schlagervinnare champagne |
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Smooth-singing shamen send schlager winner champagne |
Skelande Charlotta kysser tjôtiga Kjell |
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Cross eyed Charlotta kisses nagging Kjell |
Cher skär till juste skinkor |
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Cher cuts herself a nice butt |
Sjuk kärring shoppar kärlek |
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Sick hag shops for love |
Sjutton generade sjätteklassare sjunger Tjeckiska skitsånger |
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Seventeen embarrassed sixth graders sing Czech crap songs |
Charlie skickar skämtsamt charken skämd skinka |
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Charlie jokingly sends bad ham to the butchers |
Skit, schaktmaskinen skenar! |
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Bloody'ell, the bulldozer broke loose! |
Skör sköka sköter sjörövarens schema |
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Fragile prostitute manages the pirates' schedule |
Skygg skötare sköt tjäder |
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Shy caretaker shot a capercaillie |
Skicklig charmör skickar choklad, chansar på skönt skjut |
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Skilled seducer sends chocolate, hopes for a nice shag |




